Wild Hogs Are…. Wild
If you thought hogs couldn’t get any worse, well here’s a photo to show you that things are getting MUCH WORSE. A friend of ours in Montgomery Texas sent over a photo of a wild hog that has been plaguing their neighborhood. Hogs in Texas are just a normal part of life. Hell, you can walk out into your yard and see hogs rooting through your neighborhood. At first, reports of this hog chasing children on occasion brought safety concerns. Well, the hog turned things up to a whole new level. We can only imagine the horrors of a “Wild Hog & Pit Bull crossbreed…” That truly sounds like something out of a horror movie (or Florida). The “Me Too” movement is actively pursuing legal charges against the hog, stating, “It has been confirmed that the hog did not request consent.” Thankfully, Texas still has the death penalty as a legal punishment. We believe that is the only punishment to fit the crime.
In closing, as the great philosopher Antoine Dodson once said, “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cuz they raping everybody out here.” Followed by, “‘You don’t have to come and confess…we’re looking for you, we gonna find you. So you can run tell that, homeboy.”